A Gemini’s Anal Conformities

"I don't understand how I can be so anal about my coffee table.
The magazines must be at right angles to the T.V. remote
in conjunction with my book de jour and the ashtray, well
the ashtray has its specific place on the table and the
ashes must all be pushed to the far side of the ashtray.

Yet, there is approximately 3 inches of dust
sitting atop my T.V. and lamp. The armoire,
in my bedroom, has an outstanding 6 inches of dust upon it...
doesn’t seem to bother me in the least.

The ‘throw’ mats, placed just so throughout the apartment,
must lay flat...which is a daily challenge as I have
a large beast of a cat and she likes to run,
run and slide on the mats, leaving them in an
awfully twisted state...*laughing*, I run behind her and tidy up the mats.

The anal-ties are transferable, yes, it's the same at the office.
My desk is tidied nightly, files are put away nightly.
Throughout the day I am kept busy separating large paperclips
from the small paper clips subsequently,
the multi-coloured paper clips are currently being linked together
to form a rather formidable chain...it wraps around my waist twice
and criss-crosses as a bra typeofthing....

Sorry, didn't hear you just now, what was that?
Am I a Gemini? Why yes I am...how'd you know?"